First off.... I have never smoked anything before and I am a natural lightweight.... At everything.. I get drunk off of two shots... I have a low pain tolerance.. I just cant handle much... So the first time inhaling that there mary jane was the most painful thing I have experienced in my throat before.... But after several lessons and tremendous amounts of peer pressure I tried again and after God knows how many blows... I was as high as a effin kite.... I can barely remember what happened in real life because I felt like I was dreaming the whole thing... Its like little scenes here of me laughing like I had no sense, eating the best Subway sandwich I have ever had in life, and being thirsty as hell... But the thing that I wish I could remember iin detail was the sex....
I have heard people say "When Im drunk I can go for hours" or "Having high sex is an experience like nothing you have ever had".. now I can agree..... Now I was headed toward sleepy time when the kisses on the neck started... And I woke right up.. well kind of.. I was as awake as I could have gotten... Pants were removed, I dont remember the bra part of it... But the sex began... I wish there was a word for what I felt when that boy came inside of me... I FELT EVERYTHING.... And I was too high to register that it hurt because it felt WONDERFUL....I know I was talking crazy cuz everything that was coming out of my mouth was stuff that I heard on a porn.. He didnt make it any better cuz he was going right along with me. I tried to count how many times I came and reached 8.. But I had to start over and I counted to 11.... SO I had a minimum of 19 orgasms...
NINETEEN ORGASMS... in one night... Here is the best part... There was no breaks... We had sex for around three and a half hours... Straight... I have never done that before in my life... I have also never felt an orgasm the way I did that night.. YOu know those orgasms that they talk about in comedy shows... Kind of like this..
You feel it coming and you start bracing yourself because you know its gonna be a big... You close your eyes tight when your body takes over your mind and you start shivering.. The further into the orgasm you cant keep your eyes or your mouth closed and you start making all these ridiculous noises and your body goes into straight seizure mode... After its done you dont want to be touched for like three minutes because at that moment you were in a different world.. Which is wwwaaayyy out there seeing that you were already super gone with the weed...
Yeah I had one of those.... I had severeal of those... I wont go into more detail (because I cant remember too much else) but I will state my point... There is no sex like high sex.... No matter what kind of amazing penis you have had, as I did, marijuana makes it 17,000 times better... And Im a freak.. So I know... But whenever you get that amazing penis.. Be grateful because you will have a dry spell, emphasis on will... Tell him something sweet... send him a freaky text, make him breakfast, walk him to the door and smile.. SOMETHING.. Dont be a greedy bitch and have that nigga give you all his business with additional business cards and not show thanks... Cuz thats rude and will cause you to have a longer dry spell than necessary... How am I showing thanks? Im washing this niggas clothes.... and its a hell of a lot of clothes... and Im giving him more pussy... it might not be high pussy.. but we had bomb sex before the weed... It should be the same... But we shall see.. And Ill let you know...
