This Nigga Here

Its a new school year and I have made up my mind on what Im going to do when it comes to niggas.... I like to have sex.... I refuse to stop having sex... But I also want to have a boyfriend... SO after much deliberation I have decided to keep one nigga that lays pipe like a greek god and date all other niggas until I find my boo.... Now the first problem came when I had to pick one nigga to keep around... At the time of the decision I had three niggas on the team.... I had Baby who just turned 19 and had a banging body, my chosen poison that who gave me everything I needed, and the army boy who got issues out the ass but the biggest dick imaginable....

Baby: This nigga here has too much swag for his own good... Mind you he must be on top of his shit with them lil girls that he talks to in his class.... But Ive been dealing with niggas for while.. Ive been fucking since nonya damn business..lol... Baby feels that he just has it so good that he can do whatever the fuck he wants to do and talk to me any crazy way. I told him the situation about the choosing one dick and he says to me: "Do you, and fuck whoever" My response: "you dont want to be him?" Baby: "It doesnt have to be me."

Nigga what?! You have an opportunity to have pussy... Prime pussy at that whenever the hell you want and you gone say it dont have to be me... NEGRO you deal with freshman that will fuck you for a good two weeks and then want a relationship. I dont want your ass... Clearly I have more eperience than you so I WILL teach you some thangs... But if you want to be a lackluster fuck thats fine... This Nigga here fucked himself up and watch.. This nigga gonna hit me up one random night wanting to beat....

Chosen Poison: This dude is my heart and it has been hard to drop him seeing that he has a girlfriend.. The same one from freshman year .... but we have a good relationship and the sex is amazing... But for some reason in my gut Im scared that this is the year that his gf will find out and it will be bad for the both of us... Why.. Both of them are greek... he is one of the most gorgeous men in our class, shes one of the most liked girls in our class... And her folks are the ype of folks that will make sure that the whole campus knows that Im that bitch that was having sex with homegirl's dude.... I feel bad (sometimes) when we fuck... But what can I do?

Army Fool: This nigga here is to confident for his own good.. This nigga here is also confused like shit... He comes off like he got it all together and that his dick is just so good that he can swing things to go his way... Now.. that dick is wonderful... But he doesnt realized that he can be replaced quick fast and in a hurry by the previous two... he confuses "swag" with overt cockiness... Which makes all said "swag" go do down the drain... PLUS he also has a girlfriend who lives in a different state that he keeps refering to as queen... Some kind of queen she is when you were extra anxious for me to touchdown so we could fuck.. Thats how your royalty works?... Yeah the chosen poison has a gf but he doesnt go OD like this one does with pics of kissy faces and status shoutouts on facebook.... How old are we baby? Grow the hell up...

So who did I pick.... of course I picked the damn fool because I like a challenge.... He think that he just got it like that, that I must break that shit down quick fast and in a hurry.... No nigga should feel like he can have the cake, eat it, and then finish it off with some punch... There is always ALWAYS a dude that can do it better and work it better than you... Your swag is never 100 percent because you should know when to stay humble (one) and realize there is always room for improvement and new things to learn (two and three). So not only am I keeping him around to get the D... Im bout to break this ole "I think therefore I am the shit" nigga down...